Ornstein and Smough and Chill

A CYOA-styled piece of short fiction about a Chosen Undead skipping the boss fight and spending some 'quality time' with Ornstein and Smough. [Suggestive Wink]

Features:

• 30,000+ words in total, and "moist" only appears exactly one time
• 40+ endings
• A total disregard for lore consistency

Content Warnings: NSFW sexual situations (primarily F/M, some M/M), excessive and inaccurate depictions of drug use for comical effect, mild violence in line with Dark Souls

Cover illustration by Callie G (Chuuurls)

All the words by Lindsay Bachman (crabmeats)